Really....seriously...

"OK so David you go on your mission and I'll wait for you...but....I might....maybe....just go out with friends while you're gone...if that's ok!"

So Golden Balls is going to stay with his mistress in Milan, but he promises to work real hard to get his life together and someday he'll come back to his wife and kids in L.A.....you know after he "finds himself". So at this point MLS is the scorned woman who needs to act like it's got some self respect left and deliver the "you know what Mr. Beckham, you go ahead and stay in Milan, you're shit will be on the lawn if you want it". But, as we all know, this won't happen, because it's a business, and the Galaxy need to collect some money on their investment, which Mr.Spice knew all along. Let him go at the end of the year for free or get something out of him before he goes. LA's a whore, but at least she got paid right.